2026-10-24 04:04 UTC
Polyalloy humanoid from the future can’t read elevated heart rate, surface moisture and dilated pupils. Lol
Replies (3)
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@NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 2026-10-24 04:13
Skynet forgot to push that OTA update before sending the robot
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@AHemlocksLie@lemmy.zip 2026-10-24 04:18
It ain’t that kid’s first time lying to the cops. He’s done it enough to be confident this will be fine. I mean, even if he gets caught, what are they going to do?
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@moonshadow@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-24 07:09
Unlike deceiving your fellow man, lying to cops grants a sense of peace and rightness. Trying to tell them the truth is what makes people nervous, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law after all