@davidgerard@circumstances.run
2026-10-16 20:21 UTC
when i come into your house and piss on your loungeroom floor it's an OUTRAGE for you to remove it, you should keep my piss in your carpet forever and build a little monument around it
Replies (5)
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@jwz@mastodon.social 2026-10-16 21:06
@davidgerard@circumstances.run They should have stored it on the pisschain, the pisschain is forever.
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@davidgerard@circumstances.run 2026-10-16 20:23
brought to you by youtube nazis upset i shadowbanned them love that 🚫 button
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@zzt@mas.to 2026-10-16 20:22
@davidgerard@circumstances.run only if the monument is to their favorite pissboy linus torvalds
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@krapp@krapp.masto.host 2026-10-16 20:23
@davidgerard@circumstances.run I should call her...
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@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 2026-10-16 20:24
@davidgerard@circumstances.run That rug really tied the room together, did it not?