2026-07-04 01:30 UTC
Replies (19)
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@cabel@social.panic.com 2026-07-04 02:06
(If you’re worried, don’t be: “A rodeo spokesperson told KCRA 3 that the skydiver is doing well aside from a small cut over his lip and that he will be jumping again this Friday evening.”)
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@scottmichaud@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-07-04 01:38
@cabel@social.panic.com ... phrasing.
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@DrollTide@mastodon.social 2026-07-04 02:48
@cabel@social.panic.com these colors don't run (or defy gravity)
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@em_and_future_cats@mastodon.social 2026-07-04 02:55
@cabel@social.panic.com uhhhh I can’t get over the fact that the timing is impeccable… listen to the music in the background… “proud to be an american” and the trees literally force the diver to do a “face dive” on the words “stand up” There are so many ironies in this clip 😹 At least they’re okay and DIDN’T DIE 🙄 thank goodness for helmets, but they could have easily broken their neck with or without a helmet
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@solitha@mastodon.social 2026-07-04 03:09
@cabel@social.panic.com So uh... how was that supposed to work, even it went right, without dragging the flag all over the ground in complete disrespect as he landed?
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@klausfiend@mstdn.ca 2026-07-04 06:19
@cabel@social.panic.com Between that and the pissing convention elephant, it's a bumper crop this year.
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@MrInappropriate@mastodonapp.uk 2026-07-04 06:54
@cabel@social.panic.com You’ve made my day.
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@xs4me2@mastodon.social 2026-07-04 07:10
@cabel@social.panic.com Must be a Republican!
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@AndersonOnyinyeJah@mastodon.social 2026-07-04 07:20
@cabel@social.panic.com
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@AndersonOnyinyeJah@mastodon.social 2026-07-04 07:22
@cabel@social.panic.com 🤣
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@mojoaxel@social.tchncs.de 2026-07-04 08:47
@cabel@social.panic.com "dropped" 🤣
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@decapitae@mastodon.social 2026-07-04 11:52
@cabel@social.panic.com 2025-Present!
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@BackFromTheDud@mas.to 2026-07-04 12:02
@cabel@social.panic.com OOF!
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@catdad@ohai.social 2026-07-04 12:22
@cabel@social.panic.com "Ooh! A penny!" ~ Skydiver, probably.
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@ifrauding@don.linxx.net 2026-07-04 12:46
@cabel@social.panic.com "You can't park here, mate."
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@SueDiOh@mastodon.social 2026-07-04 13:43
@cabel@social.panic.com omg This Us Who We Are lolz
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@pold@troet.cafe 2026-07-04 21:24
@cabel@social.panic.com U. S. A.!!!!
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@js@mastodon.nl 2026-07-05 06:28
@cabel@social.panic.com Would like to see a “no animals were harmed” disclaimer, but context leads me to believe this is an event where many were, their carcasses burnt, beaten, ground. And… consumed.
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@Catawu@mastodon.social 2026-07-06 10:45
@cabel@social.panic.com @BillySmith@social.coop Don’t Drink and Dive