@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com Alt Text: """ ## Work, Work, Work On about this date in 1805, Britain's first census was begun. In a subsequent survey conducted in 1881, residents were asked to furnish their "rank, profession, or occupation." Some of the more puzzling responses, as preserved by the London Genealogical Society, included: * Colourist of artificial fish * Knight of the Thimble * Disinfector of railways * Examiner of underclothing * Invisible net maker * Electric bath attendant * Proprietor of midgets * Fifty-two years an imbecile * Knocker-up of workpeople * Maker of sand views * Gymnast to house painter * Turnip sherherd * Emasculator * Sampler of drugs * Fatuous pauper * Drowner * Count as female * Fish-bender * Goldfish-catcher * Cow-banger * Running about * Grape-dryer * Beef twister * Random waller (c) 2015 Jeff Kacirk Sellers Publishing. Inc """