#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand A man (80s?) with a prodigious bushy moustache takes a bite from a cream donut and SQUISH. Cream covering his moustache and squootling up his nostrils. His wife howling with laughter. A tiny human (2?) is crouched next to a culvert, peering inside and pointing. Asking Mum: "What's IN there?" Mum says: "Probably some bugs." Tiny Human Culvert Scientist looks offended at the lack of rigorous evidence to back up this statement. "NO MUM! There's not enough ROOM!" A tiny human (1.5?) has got Dad's car keys in his hands and is off! Toddle-galloping through the markets. Dodging and weaving! Chortling and giggling! Will he get away?! (Dad in hot pursuit!) A young human (8?) is RACING through the markets. Holding a paper bag out in front of him. Expression urgent as he passes his Mum's stall while bellowing: "IT'S AN EMERGENCY! DAD NEEDS HIS COOKIE!" A woman (60s?) is addressing a herd of ice-cream covered small humans (3-6?) Hands on hips, she says: "Okay my little fraggles, how about we take you all to the park and wear you out?" Little Fraggles think this is a marvellous idea. Any typos spotted in this post are very much looking forward to the Ngatimoti Festival tomorrow. If typos spotted, they'll be happily munching a cookie they got at the markets. (It was an emergency!)