RE: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@TomF/117414661851777592 At most tangentially related, but still amuses me when I remember it: Many years ago I bought an expensive pair of sunglasses. Not long after I left them on the front seat of the car, and later briefly panicked about whether that was a good idea. Then I considered the absurdity of them being labelled "Do not leave in direct sunlight" and the panic subsided