2026-09-24 20:02 UTC
Dr. Dastard pressed the button. Nothing happened.
"I cut the wires," Captain Clever said, "you won't rain death and destruction on the world today."
"What? My rockets were going to fetch ice asteroids to crash them into the moon."
"Why?"
"To make an ocean, to let the moon experience tides too."
#MicroFiction #ToorFic
Replies (2)
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@Exindiv@chitter.xyz 2026-09-24 20:27
@MicroSFF@mastodon.art The Sea of Tranquility sends tidings of peace. No ice astroids necessary.
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@dexitroboper@aus.social 2026-09-25 00:14
@MicroSFF@mastodon.art Maybe someone's already tried it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Heavy_Bombardment