2026-10-12 11:29 UTC
Replies (17)
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@goatinspace@feddit.org 2026-10-12 11:51
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@dragnucs@lemmy.ml 2026-10-12 12:17
Kill and invoke a daemon.
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@slazer2au@lemmy.world 2026-10-12 12:29
Of cause its magic. We are pumping electricity into rocks to make them think.
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@saltesc@lemmy.world 2026-10-12 12:45
Don’t forget Suuuupeeer Intelligence by Vibe Mere mortals exeed these planes! Yes, exceed.
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@huquad@lemmy.ml 2026-10-12 12:52
I still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory
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@thesdev@feddit.org 2026-10-12 13:39
Curses is a Python standard library module (for those who like me have never had anything to do with Python).
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@copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-10-12 13:43
Programming is the closest thing to magic we have. Incant the right words and you can do nearly anything. It doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it works. -Terry Pratchett
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@cryowatt@lemmy.zip 2026-10-12 13:55
Rust has a transmute function.
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@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-12 16:11
“Nonsense, there’s an entire field of science behind computers” " "
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@heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2026-10-12 16:25
It’s just math. The programmers just like playing wizards.
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@JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2026-10-12 18:15
It’s called sufficiently advanced technology.
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@Sunshine@piefed.ca 2026-10-12 18:48
Technology is indistinguishable from magic
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@SwooshBakery624@programming.dev 2026-10-13 05:07
!witchymemes@lemmy.world
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@SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-10-13 19:59
There is also magic smoke if some hardware dies hard enough. :)
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@Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2026-10-13 20:03
I like how there’s a daemon on my phone thanks to Pegasus II that tells the Pentagon when I am playing with my penis. This is a significant upgrade to the Garden of Eden and I think we should continue on this path as a global community.
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@wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-14 17:05
import curses It can hear me? No wonder my code doesn’t proc.
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@glitches_brew@lemmy.world 2026-10-16 02:31
Don’t forget to use Elixir