#Spotted at the Ngatimoti Festival in Aotearoa New Zealand: A burly parking attendant (30s?) is holding a small dog in the crook of his arm (terrier cross parking inspector?) while directing cars towards a grassy field. Small Dog is giving a gruff "woof" of approval to the cars that pass muster. Two young humans (7 & 8?) are having a fierce debate about the width, breadth and length of their dad's mullets. Youngest Human is arguing that his dad's is SO long at the back. Oldest Human is countering that his dads is SO wide at the top! Who. Will Win?! A small human (3?) with Spiderman face paint is earnestly asking Mum: "Can we find some shade?" "I think so." Mum says. "If you look hard enough." Small Human Spiderman now has a mission! Racing off, arms pumping at his sides. He has shade to find and he will not rest until he is victorious! A small human (4?) is asking Mum: "Can I have some cake?" Mum shakes her head: "I don't think so buddy. You've already had a Mr Whippy." Small Human is MOST incensed at this great injustice. "But I ate an APPLE AFTER!" A serious discussion about Apple and Cake Math ensues. A small human (4?) is offering her dolly a pancake. Dolly's hair's been chopped in a very interesting style. She has some remarkable drawings on her face. She appears game for anything. But for some reason she isn't hungry! Small Human says optimistically: "YUMMM. Want me to eat it for you?" (Continued Below)