2026-10-14 06:51 UTC
The press keeps describing Kimberly Guilfoyle as Don Jr.'s ex-fiancée and that's so unfair. Let's remember that she's a monster in her own right, and describe pickme-bro Gavin Newsom as Kimberly Guilfoyle's ex-husband, which should be utterly disqualifying for him in any capacity from President to barista.
https://jwz.org/b/ylBo
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@jwz@mastodon.social 2026-10-14 07:03
To be clear, that's no shade on baristas -- I'm saying I wouldn't trust this motherfucker to make coffee. He lacks the moral compass to be allowed near my beverage.