2026-09-22 16:26 UTC
A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated. An alien emerged with a chair, which they sat down on, backwards.
"Look," they said, "we're not here, okay? You know why nobody contacts you? Because the write-up would be such a pain."
They sighed.
"Get your shit together, okay? We know you can."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Replies (4)
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@jrp@hub.kliklak.net 2026-09-22 17:26
:winking_face_with_tongue: point taken.
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@ThunderDohm@a2mi.social 2026-09-22 18:36
@MicroSFF@mastodon.art Do they just really like Ryker?
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@ojrask@piipitin.fi 2026-09-22 18:54
@MicroSFF@mastodon.art
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@Arpie4Math@mathstodon.xyz 2026-09-22 21:04
@MicroSFF@mastodon.art #AutoImagination prompt: An image of a classic gray alien doing the Steve Bucemi meme with backwards cap and skateboard with a caption of “How do you do, fellow Earthlings. Can we just ‘rap’ about the environment and good governance?”