2026-09-19 18:49 UTC
Replies (12)
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@alterelefant@mastodontech.de 2026-09-19 19:04
@jd@ottawa.place My pets walk bare foot. Thankfully they quit smoking several years ago.
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-09-19 20:47
@jd@ottawa.place indeed. i think smoking any kind of pet, regardless of footwear, shouldn't be allowed or condoned.
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@AskPippa@c.im 2026-09-20 00:37
@jd@ottawa.place This business card I picked up has some spare commas that could be used. And some intriguing spelling.
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@HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk 2026-09-19 20:44
@jd@ottawa.place Taking a cue from whoever proofread the signs in our shopping centre, I propose it should be: Smoking. Bare Foot Pets, Prohibited In Building
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@wildhair@franken.social 2026-09-20 14:17
@jd@ottawa.place ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!
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@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party 2026-09-19 18:53
@jd@ottawa.place Like this? "Smoking Bare, Foot Pets, Prohibited in building" 😆
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@colo_lee@mstdn.social 2026-09-19 19:56
@jd@ottawa.place I dunno, some of those barefoot pets are smokin hot! I'd let them in the building ...
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@the_wub@mastodon.social 2026-09-19 20:25
@jd@ottawa.place ,
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@abirks@hachyderm.io 2026-09-19 20:27
@jd@ottawa.place Behind every sign there is a story
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@DavidM_yeg@beige.party 2026-09-19 20:34
@jd@ottawa.place That’s very … specific
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@xeno@snug.moe 2026-09-19 20:42
@jd@ottawa.place at least they put the space in "bare foot" so you can smoke anything except foot pets that are bare
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@kura@hai.z0ne.social 2026-09-19 20:42
@jd@ottawa.place aren't all pets barefoot? and why would you smoke them? also smoke as in cigarette or smoke as in huge smoker?