Some interesting (to me) stats from #FOSDEM Talks about NFTs: 0. Presentations about the Metaverse: None. Cryptobros inviting me to a party in order to schill their coin: Zip. Really enthusiastic LLM users describing how AI has improved their OSS codebase: Zilch. People complaining about pronouns and codes of conduct: Nada. "Ironic" hats saying "Make xyz Great Again": Conspicuous by their absence. What did *you* think was missing from FOSDEM?