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RE: https://mastodon.social/@joeycastillo/115805209581098275 this post activated every bone in my body

I was accepted into the beige party as @bimmer@beige.party but haven&#39;t fully migrated yet. I won&#39;t be posting from @bimmer much longer and will probably keep this as a backup, but please give my beige account a follow while I wait for my robes to arrive in the mail and actually do the migration

@lobsters@mastodon.social ##5285095

Billion-query-per-second lookup tables in C++ https://lobste.rs/s/d3ubhd #c++ #programming https://lemire.me/blog/2026/10/26/billion-query-per-second-lookup-tables-in-c/

@ericthegrim@pnw.zone ##5285086

Slow mornings are one of life’s great pleasures, especially when accompanied by this lil floof ❤️

@ericthegrim@pnw.zone ##5285085

Passing this on like a family heirloom this weekend #unclemode

@euobserver@mastodon.social ##5285080

The European Commission has unveiled its plan to help Europe adapt to climate change. But as extreme heat and climate disasters become the norm, the plan offers very few binding commitments. https://euobserver.com/245360/listen-is-the-european-commissions-climate-resilience-plan-enough/

@ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ##5285078

A Billionaire Wanted a Trump Pardon. His Family Gave Alina Habba a $50 Million Deal. Julio Herrera Velutini, a prominent Venezuelan, was seeking clemency. He got it not long after his daughter gave Ms. Habba, a lawyer close to President Trump, an extraordinarily lucrative job.

@akareilly@hachyderm.io ##5285067

“Where did all the principled people who would hold the line against slop code in open source go?” Maybe they left or were pushed out because they objected to Nazi tattoos, allegiance to Gamergate with threats of doxxing and SWATting, gendered violence at developer meetings and conferences, convicted child abusers at conferences, transphobia, ableism, and platforming racism because “he can code” or “he wrote a book.” Did we really expect action against bad things from the so-called leaders wh...

@sjar@mastodon.online ##5285063

Na sleutelrol in DigiD-affaire wacht wel dure ontslagprocedure Pieter van Oordt geboycot voor verkiezing Ambtenaar van het Jaar #digiD #PietervanOordt #privacy #tech #politics https://www.netkwesties.nl/2557/pieter-oordt-geboycot-voor-verkiezing.htm

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285055

I hope the guy who invented this is now in hell

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285054

There&#39;s no fsck&#39;ing AI here Who&#39;s comming?

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285053

I just pressed &quot;o&quot; by accident while under #elfeed in #emacs and oh! Look what It did! It grouped the posts by feed! I wonder how many more cool features It has that I cannot even imagine.

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285052

Fucking bollocks, tomorrow&#39;s hangover is going to be important

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285051

TIL that in #rust, writing this: let _ = semaphore.acquire().await?; Is a terrible idea, if you want to use a semaphore to limit the number of concurrent tasks, because the semaphore is automatically dropped, as the binding is unused. To fix it: let foo = semaphore.acquire().await?; So the compiler will only drop the semaphore when variable foo goes out of scope.

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285050

https://jan.wildeboer.net/2025/04/Web-is-Broken-Botnet-Part-2/ So If there are companies out there whose business model is driving botnets, the only thing #anubis ends up doing in practice is draining the battery of the phone of some random guy out there :thinking: Because I&#39;m getting 150req/sec, when I should be getting 20. And I&#39;m running anubis. | load average: 68.74, 55.24, 43.47

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285049

Charles Lipovetsky is the most fucked up read I&#39;ve done in ages.

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285048

It&#39;s easy to spot vibe-coded #AISlop, at least on the &quot;enterprise&quot; world: If it has comments which are longer than one line, or one sentence, it&#39;s vibe-coded. If it doesn&#39;t have a single comment, then it&#39;s written by a human.

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285047

In the Matrix, agents were evil. In reality, agents are the cool shit. Truth is stranger than fiction #fuck_ai

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285046

TIL that in mysql , you have to &quot;limit then offset&quot;, because &quot;offset then limit&quot; is an sql error, wtf.

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285045

I think I&#39;m developing superpowers: I can spot vibecoded slop even before looking at the repo. Just by the name and the description. Spotted two as of today: &quot;An unofficial GB conversion to ZX Spectrum with eight courses, overhead loops and nitro boosts 🏍️ AY music, split-screen 2-player racing and hidden jet power too.&quot; &quot;🌶️ **typepper** — A fast-paced typing game with 5 modes!&quot;

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285044

lol

@dani@fosstodon.org ##5285043

The night is young ♫ ♫ And my server threads are running high.

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@zimmatore@turtleisland.social ##5285032

It&#39;s chilly. Leaves are starting to fall. I have the heat turned on in one room. I guess I&#39;ll have to turn in my New Englander credentials with shame (violation of the no heat before Thanksgiving rule). Seriously, the weather seems more like what I remember from my childhood for late September. #newengland #autumnvibes

@zimmatore@turtleisland.social ##5285031

Grooving on the fact that microtonal music is having its day #microtonalmusic #anginedepoitrine #kinggizzard