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After blaming Democrats for rising egg prices, Ashley Hinson accepted donations from egg companies accused of price- fixing. She feigned concern about the issue, then hypocritically cashed checks from the very people contributing to it. #IASen
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Just got 30 minutes of cardiovascular exercise trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor. #jokeoftheday #homegym
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Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in #jokeoftheday #industrialrelations
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My teacher told me not to worry about spelling as there’ll always be spellcheck - for which I am eternally grapefruit. #jokeoftheday #moderntech
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Q: my son has been eating electrical cable, what should I do? A: ground him until he conducts himself properly #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #classicjoke
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Owl (in profile) (2026) #art #mastoart #acryliconboard
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The best murder weapon ever would be a Tupperware lid - because no one would ever find it! #jokeoftheday #murdermystery
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Did you see that business making artisan candied fruit? Amazing Glaces? #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #marketing
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I went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole. He said they all look that way , and I should have left him in the garden.. #jokeoftheday #medicaladvice #taupidity
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Miscellaneous Corvid (probably a carrion crow) (2026) #art #mastoart #acryliconwood
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I just found out my mate is addicted to brake fluid, it’s ok though, he says he can stop anytime. #jokeoftheday
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My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to be able to lie on the beach without having marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me. #jokeoftheday #whaleofatime
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“The government claiming we must drill more fossil fuels so we can use the tax revenues to fund the green transition is about as logical as a doctor telling you to smoke two packs a day to raise the money for your lung transplant.” Caroline Lucas #climateemergency #andyburnham #greentransition #ukpolitics #climatecrisis
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Did you hear about the academic study that found paranoia is more widespread than previously thought. However, the data collecting methodology may have been flawed. #jokeoftheday #PsychologyResearch Edit: it seems people are wary about liking this post, but don’t worry - there will be NO COMEBACK if you do....
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Where are you from? England Oh really, which part? Oh! All of me! #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #nationalanatomy
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Breaking News: A man was hit and severely injured by a violin, by a clarinet and then by three trombones and a cello in the early hours of this morning Police are appealing for witnesses for what they suspect was an orchestrated attack ! #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #classicjokes
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When I was a baby, my parents used to bathe me in cheap Australian lager. It wasn’t till I was 18 that I realised I’d been fostered. #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #familylife
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My granddad was the first ever human statue.... I remember him still.... #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #family
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Cyclops: how do you spell Hawaii? Mrs Cyclops: (biting lip) weeelll…. I think you need two ‘i’s Cyclops: (puts down pen) My life is just one big joke to you, isn’t it, Linda? #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #mythological
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#nsfw #nudity #nude #female #girl #bigtits #breasts #titsnthat #titjob #tits #cumshot Check this @porncollector@xscape.zclan.cc for more 18+ adult content
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#Buchempfehlung Wirklich fesselnd. 1ter Teil Geschichte der Mutter im zweiten Weltkrieg. Teil 2 ist die Geschichte des Vaters. Sind beide sehr gut.
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Also Hundeeinschlafbegleitung wird nicht mein Favorit. Hab meinem kleinen Hund 2 Stunden lang Pfote und Köpfchen gestreichelt, dann hat ihr Herz aufgehört zu schlagen und sie hat mich ein letztes Mal angefurzt. Dann musste ich weinen. Nicht wegen dem Furz. Naja. 🖤 Wenn es eine darf, dann meine Ida. Grüß Oma.
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Was ich an Winterurlaub hasse? Also. Dieses Angepummel von langer Unterwäsche gepaart mit laut knisternden Skihosen/-jacken in denen man bei jedem Anstieg schwitzt. Dann diese Wahnsinnigen, denen es egal ist ob gerade niedliche kleine Kinder mit ihren Plastikarschrutschen ihren Weg kreuzen. Und dann diese Kälte. Gott. Ich hasse Winterurlaub.
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Der Mann guckt "Die Berliner Runde". Finde den Film ja wenig spannend.